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Had a day laborer paint my patio cover for an agreed price which I paid in cash. Then a week later he came back and he said that I never paid him and he wants to get paid. So I shot both his knee caps off, dismembered him, sold his kidneys on the black market for $2000 each then ate his heart. I jest. 🤣. I paid the poor lying bastard again just to get rid of him, and told him he will never work for me again. End of story.

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Light is the best disinfectant! Thank you for your service to the beings of Earth! Much love brother

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Oct 19·edited Oct 19

man. before I retired I was a gardener. My favorite type of job was 2 or 3 hours a day - 3 times a week for $25 an hour. Sorry to hear of your getting gouged. So many people do a HORRIBLE job and call it ' landscaping ' and I would have to tear out swathes of landscape fabric - world's worst invention and just try to get the poor garden growing again without chemical fertilizers. I have 2 horses and bed them on local hay and their manure is the best fertilizer in the world.

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